Sunday, May 01, 2005

17 things to do on Sunday while yer hopped up of coffee:
1. Turn on the Flaming Stars real loud.

2. Start putting away various articles of clothing from various clean-clothing piles you made 1 week ago

3. Remember you have a new load of clothes that needs to be transferred to the dryer. Go to laundry room and do this.

4. On the way back, have a glass of water! Shoo! That was some lotta coffee you had!

5. Get back to room. Put hands on hips and look around. What were you doing?

6. Stripping sheets from bed! Do it! Yank ‘em off! Get ‘em outta there!

7. Change music to Fugazi. La la la!!!

8. Notice random piles of cds that have accumulated here, there, everywhere. Start putting cds back on shelf. Notice some of these are cds you don’t want anymore. Sort cds you plan to trade into a new pile. Start medium-sized-pile of cds that you want to import into your computer. Be left with pile of extra cds that don’t really fit anywhere. Put these in a new pile/really-same-old-pile on the floor next to the shelf.

9. While doing this, notice pile of New Yorkers (they just keep coming and coming and COMING-!) and handouts from writing class and credit card solicitations and bank statements and birthday cards from two months ago.

10. Ponder: When does one throw out birthday cards?

11. Change music to Merle Haggard.

12. Start to put magazines on bookshelf. Notice books lying about willy-nilly.

13. Start to put books back where they go. Notice old letter stuffed into one.

14. Read old letter. Sit. Stare off into space.

15. Notice fuzziness of floor. Consider getting vacuum from attic. Notice half-read book, also on floor.

16. Pick up book. Read.

17. Fall asleep.

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