Dear hippies—

You know I appreciate the way you helped to shift things around earlier this century, but listen, here:

Demonstations nowadays are not the place to let your freak-flag fly.

Puh-lease, people! You know I’m steadfast about not compromising what we really believe in to turn into Republicrats here, but there’s a time and a place for a clown wig and bubbles, and this particular anti-war march is Not it.

Thank you.