H-a-double-l-o
Halloween is the best, only in Atlanta it’s always too warm and humid and the colors in the trees aren’t bright enough. But enough of that.

This year, Hunter and I are going to a party. Our costume is a dual thing.

He is: John Ashcroft.

My costume consists of:

A sword
A crown
A sheet
Some bronze highlight-y stuff
Oh, and some police “Do Not Cross” Tape-Stuff.

He will be doing lots of dodging right in front of me, saying things like, “Nothing to see here!” and “Dirty, dirty!”

What am I? Oh, come on. Guess. It’ll be fun. I'll even allow comments. Just, special. For this. C'mon kids, it's like Wendy's for dinner!